Yeah, let me get dressed, in my VIRUS costume here………okay, I’m ready to “greet and meet now”…
The following is, a “first-person”, “narrative”…
As I, MERS-CoV, traveled through the cities, but how, you don’t got no legs, to take you places, so how is it, that you’re able, to run all over the country, there’d been sightings of you, up north, down south, and, you’d, traveled too fast, how’s that, possible?
Because, you @#$%ING (refraining the virus from “swearing” here!) humans, are too @#$%ING, retarded, lured into your, false sense of security, and besides, y’all are, trying to, eradicate me, and, because I need to SURVIVE, I’d, mutated on, how many genetic markers again??? Exactly, too many, that I’d, lost count.
And I’m mostly grateful for those of you, who are, still asymptomatic of me, thanks people, for helping me, RE-populate!
As I, travel through the cities, I’d become, this invisible fear for all, see how, they’re all, trying, not to touch or grab at those, doorknobs, door handles, keeping their ASSES, higher up in the air when they go to the public toilets? Oh, and, due to MY bad existence, sanitizing sprays are going to be, short-stocked soon too, I’m sure.
Oh, and those masks, no longer enough, to defend yourself from me, or rather, my twin brothers, or were they, twin sisters, because, we’re, growing in number, mutating, faster, faster, faster, than those, major drug companies can come up with a working vaccine, to cure you of me!
And yeah, I’ll be, running this, god damn world, to HELL all right!
Okay, MERS-CoV’s done, this go ‘round…
Life, the Obstacle Course 