The observations of the “name change” because of the promotional BULLSHIT that sushi shop had, off of the Front Page Sections, translated…
A couple of years ago, the people called those born in the eighties, “strawberries”, believed, that it’s, impossible, to surpass, the qualities of this, generations. And yet, facts had shown, otherwise, the “strawberries” are now, beaten by, the “salmon generations”. The members of this, even younger generation, there are those who’d changed their names to, “salmon”, for the sake, of that free meal of raw salmon at the sushi shops.
here’s a photo of the changed name to “salmon” in Chinese from the land offices…
In the two-day-free sushi call, more than 200 people across whole of Taiwan rushed into the land offices; and that was when we knew, how “eating salmon”, is the dreams of this, current, generation. Based off of statistics, this “salmon generation” are kids born in the late nineties, early 2000s, of the age group between eighteen and twenty-three; they were all ecstatic, showing their name as “Salmon” on their national identification cards, and even, invited strangers to dine with them on the free meals and foods. Being able to get a free meal using their names, that may be, the very FIRST business they get to do in their lives, without, ANY costs to start.
This “storm of the salmons” may be phenomenal,, but, it also, showed, the shallow end of the Taiwanese culture; on the one hand, the carelessness the younger generation took about their own, characters, secondly, how they’d focused on getting the smaller deals, from changing their names to, “salmon”, third, how the rice with the vinegars that remained after the raw salmons on top were, eaten, how they’d not, cherished what they’d been, given in their lives. And yet, none of these local happenings were, alert enough, it wasn’t until the news of the “salmon generation” hit the front page of CNN, did it make a lot of us, people in Taiwan, realize that we’d, shamed ourselves, internationally.
Chasing to the roots of this, the sources of this “fishy business”, is on how the government set NO rules of changing names. The officials criticized that this sort of changing ones’ own names is, “a waste of executive resources”, then, why not set the regulations for the time of name-change, or the length of the names that can be, change to.
We’d, welcomed in, the “Salmon Generations” now, and the up side of this, is how the “strawberries”, are looking upon them, as JOKES.
And so, this, is how each and every generation worsens from the PREVIOUS, I mean, this current group of “kids”, they’re NOT, in their late teens, early twenties??? Are willing to get their names changed, for a FREE meal, and this just showed how little they’re, still, selling themselves out for, and yeah, it’d become, this, INTERNATIONAL, joke all right!!! And what’s worse is that these younger generations of twenty-year-olds think that there’s NOTHING WRONG with that they’d, done…wow, are we, going DOWN or what? (don’t answer that, it’s still, R-H-E-T-O-R-I-C!!!)