Life, the Obstacle Course

FIRED, from the, Marriage…

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FIRED, from the, marriage you are, and now, you got, those unpaid, late, alimony and child support checks that you can’t write, ‘cuz you are, bankrupted…

Fired, from the, marriage, but heck, that’s fine, I’ll, just, get another marriage, I mean, it’s, like a job, right, after you get fired from one, you just go out, and, get yourself, another, that might take you places, that might be, a whole lot, better than the, last?

Fired, from the, marriage, hey, don’t feel bad, you’re, NOT alone, after all, more than HALF of all marriages, ended up, HITTING the rocks, and shipwreck, so, it’s, no big deal!  Fired, from the, marriage, yep, that’s, another FAILURE on my life all right, since the beginning (don’t ask how long ago that was by the way!), I’d not, succeeded, in ANYTHING, can’t run fast enough, always LAST to get picked on the sports teams, and now, I’d, acquired, yet, another FAIL on my résumé of life here!!!

here’s that “F”, for the course of your, marriage…

consider yourself, SERVED!!! Photo from online

Fired, from the, marriage, you are, because you scored, below an “F”!  But, but nobody’d told me, that we would be, graded on this!  That’s not fair, you’re, ALWAYS supposed to tell me, WHAT you expect from me………………

FIRED!  From the, marriage, and you got yourselves to blame for me, ‘cuz, I’m not the one, RUNNING your, @$&#ING marriages, to the, G-R-O-U-N-D!!!

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