The devil’s, D-E-A-D, and, we found compelled to what??? Eulogize her/him (‘cuz devil also isn’t, “gender-specific”???)………
Eulogizing, the devil, wait a sec, shouldn’t we set off those firecrackers, in CELEBRATORY mode, now that the DEVIL’s, D-E-A-D? Why do we, need to, eulogize him? Because we NEVER, EVER, E-V-E-R, speak ILL of the DEAD, even if it’s the DEVIL who’d died, is that right???
here lies…
Eulogizing, the, devil, are you, @#$%ING (maxed out!!!) shitting me? The devil’s now, D-E-A-D, the fireworks should be, going OFF in celebration, ‘cuz we got, ONE less being ruining our lives continually, and yet, we all, dressed up, in our, mourners outfits and, offered incense to the devil who’s now, D-E-A-D, why is that???
Eulogizing, the, devil, uh, you have, GOT to be, shitting me! Isn’t it, enough, that the DEVIL’s, ruined us all in her/his terms, ruling over us all? Eulogizing, the, devil, uh, that’s, PSYCHOTIC all right!
and this was, what, was buried within…
And yet, everybody still showed up, to pay that, nonexistent, FINAL respect to the man, lying, in that coffin up there, on the podium, and I suppose, after the services, we’re all gonna be, stepping up to the podium, to see him, one last time, before, he gets, SENT into the OVEN, and come out, “well-done”…