Why??? You don’t, OWN me, do you??? So, why should I be, taking YOUR last name, instead of the other way ‘round? Besides, in this so-called RELATIONSHIP, you’re the one, needing me more than I do you.
So, you can just, take your last name, and just, SHOVE it, up wherever it is that you SHOVE those things in! Taking your last name, this, is BULLSHIT, where is it written, (like in the book of LAWS, perhaps???), that we women, after we’re, married (nope, still NOT “there” yet, I’m afraid…), we need to TAKE the last name of our husbands (1 @ a time, unless, you live in a realm, where POLYANDRY is the way to go???).
This is, SEXIST, says W-H-O, that you losers have the right to OWN us (kinda like how the dogs we have would take our last names too???), and, if anybody’s last names should get changed, it should be yours, as you ALL need our bodies, to PROCREATE, to HELP you, pass your god DAMN genes down, as for all of us women, what would we need out of you LOSERS, to have one (a kid???) again? One M***ER F***ING (maxed out a long, long, long time ago???), TADPOLE, and, wouldn’t it be, a HELL of a lot easier, if we all lined ourselves up, outside that DOOR of those, SPERM BANKS, to “receive” our “donations”?
So the way I see it (‘cuz, this is still MY site, and whatever the F*** I say still goes???), you need us more than we do you, and no, I will NOT be taking anybody ELSE’s LAST names, but M-I-N-E, and I sure as HELL won’t feel compelled, to HYPHENATE either!