It’s super DUPER easy, ‘cuz??? Oh yeah, you’re hungry, and you’re, crying, WAH-WAH-W-A-H!
And then, BAM, a PACIFIER, a BOTTLE, or, every now and then (and it happens, MORE than you think!!!) a TIT gets, provided for Y-O-U…
And you have, GOT to be shittin’ me on this, you’re, how old again??? More than ONE (‘cuz by AFTER one, you should’ve, gotten WEANED already, right???), and yet, you still expect us, WOMEN, to take out our TITS, to GIVE you all a S-U-C-K? And this goes for ALL you, ADULT males (over 21, just to be “safe”, considering…)
Or, maybe, it’s from that passage from the Bible “ask and ye shall receive”??? How the HELL should I know, that ALL of you, men get into the BAD habit, of NOT doing anything FOR yourselves, and just, ask, and that, is just W-R-O-N-G. ‘Cuz, as YO mamas are accustomed, to opening UP those buttons on their blouses, and, taking OUT their size-WHATEVERs for you LOSER to suck on, not all of us, other women UN-related to you by B-L-O-O-D, have the COURTESIES, to let you have a SUCK, and, DO grow up, losers, and do everything on your own, you are, ADULTS, right??? And, do I need to WATCH you, to your COUNTING lessons again? (‘cuz, remember that kid that got asked how old s/he was, and replies, “Two” but holds up FOUR of her/his little fingers, from long, long, long, long, long ago???) Uh, dudes, GET real here!!!
There’s something called the I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T, go LOOK it up!!!