Casting for the Role of Love in Our Marriage

CASTING CALL: to all who’s interested, in becoming the MIDDLEMAN!

Casting for the role of love in our marriage, we’d, lost sight of the love we used to “own” for one another now, don’t know where it’d, gone, don’t know when it got lost either, just, that we need to, find it back soon, as our youngest is, starting off in college next semester, and, without him (as a BUFFER, hello, hello, hello???), we won’t, have enough of a DISTRACTION between us, to stop us, from getting on one another’s NERVES when he’s gone…

yeah, uh, if only, it were, THAT simple?  Not my sketch…

Casting for the role of love in our marriage, that, would be, a hard part to fill, seeing how, love had been, long DEAD and gone between us, and, we were both, so looking forward to the day, our youngest child gets off to college, so we can, take our separate ASSES down to the courthouse, and finalize this long-awaited-for divorce of ours!

Casting for the role of love in our marriage, anybody?  Anybody?  No one?  I know, that this job (it’s more of a CHORE if you ask me!!!), is dead-end, low pay, and, it doesn’t, give you your sense of achievement, that you normally get, in working in your separate careers, but hey, help us out here, please, please, pretty, pretty please, with that CHERRY on top (picture that little girl with the hands opened up underneath the chins, y’all!!!)………

the dilemma of this bird parent…comic from online…

Fine then, the SET will be closed, for the REST of our lives then, seeing how, nobody is DUMB enough, to come to this casting call of ours!