Ooh, I got this one figured out, pick ME!!!
The answer is NEVER, even on your major holidays (Christmas, Thanksgiving, Chinese New Year, yada, yada, yada), there are still, a whole lotta BAD news!
When, will the bad news take a holiday??? Perhaps, on the moment I’d closed my eyes, for the very LAST AND FINAL time, because by the next moment, I won’t be “around” to bear witness to them anymore, so, technically (I did say, “technically”!!!), they don’t exist anymore, NOT for me, ‘cuz, I’ll be DEAD!
yup, it’s, like that, NOT my cartoon!
When, will the bad news take a holiday??? There are always going to be bitch-worthy (b/c I say so???) BAD news all around this god DAMN F***ING (maxed out, remember???) world that we’re currently, residing in, there’s NO way out of that…
When, will the bad news take a holiday??? Perhaps, on the day AFTER that HUGE asteroid hits planet earth, and, destroying EVERYTHING that’s living here? Or maybe, if humans ended up, emigrating to some other unknown planet in the galaxy, leaving this EARTH, vacant and unpopulated by man!
that, is what that’s like, not my clip art…
Point it, ALL the bad news are caused by the people who do the EVILS to each other, and, as long as this world keeps on turning, there’s just going to be, more and more bad news coming our ways, but, at the same times, there are equally, enough good news, to counter the awful stuff, so, at least everything will eventually, even out at the end…I think………