Yup, this time, I promise, kid, I will, MAKE sure you make it out ALIVE!!!
Guiding you out of the emotional labyrinth you were left in many years ago, but WHY? I mean, WHY the F*** (maxed out, remember???) should this BE my obligation? Because, you are my child??? Well, NEWS FLASH, K-I-D: I was, LEFT all alone in this DESOLATE place when I was younger too, and, I still, MADE it out alive, BARELY, but hey I’d still, made it OUT alive! Besides, you need to build up your character LIKE I was taught to (well actually, they just, THREW me into that long river NILE, with the CROCODILES, and watched me sink or swim!!!), and, I’d given you, MORE than they’d given me: a ROPE, that’s, TIED to that broken BRANCH, for you, to pull yourself back up!
and this, is what it looks like, in the “adult’s” head, NOT my sketch…
Guiding you out of the emotional labyrinth you were left in many years ago, well, over the years, this labyrinth had layers and more levels (like those video games you’re trying to beat???) added to it, and, it’s, NO longer the same one, as the one I was, left by those god DAMN adult counterparts in, and, therefore (⸫) I would NOT know, HOW the F*** (maxed out???) to help YOU get out of it ALIVE, sorry kid, TOUGH for you!
Guiding you out of the emotional labyrinth you were left in many years ago, yeah, that should be too hard, seeing how, back when you were left in that shit, you were only a young child, and now, you’d, become, ALL grown up (on the outside??? As for the inside??? Well, that, would be where the problem LIES!!!), so, you should, have NO difficulties, figure it all out on your own, as for me, child, mama needs to get away for awhile, because, I am, WAY too god DAMN immature, and I can’t deal with you right this moment, so, go CRY yourself another RIVER, and, feel free, to FLOOD the BACKYARD too………
And that, is WHAT immature parenting looks like, folks……………