No, really, it happened, I’d, loaded up the washer, with both socks, and as the machine stopped (finishing with the rinse cycles???), I’d, taken everything O-U-T, and, hung EVERYTHING out back, and, as I went through the laundry load, I’d found, one SOCK missing!
I went back into the apartment, searched the closets (where our shoes were placed in???), inside MY sneakers, nope, not there, then, I’d, back-tracked my steps from the bathrooms (that was where the laundry basket was before I took it into the back, and started the machines!), nope, it’s not, anywhere, how O-D-D!
this, isn’t what happened, by the way…but, let me go and check, just to make sure…….nope!!!
I’d even, gone back into my own closets, because heck, who knows, maybe, I’d, left one sock there, but, it’s, too unlikely, and, I did, go for my exercise this afternoon, with BOTH my socks on, so, how come, there’s, just this one left???
And, I just, can’t stand it anymore! How the F*** (maxed out, remember???) CAN my SOCK (just one!!!) become M.I.A. (missing in ACTION???), I mean, I KNOW for a FACT, that I did, wear both socks, and take BOTH off, and threw them both, into the laundry basket, it’s just, that I don’t know WHERE that missing sock went! Perhaps, while I was running the rinse cycle, an ALIEN (those GREEN organisms with the LARGE eyes and teardrop shaped head??? The ones that the government keeps track of in Area 51???), came, and, took it, as SOUVENIR for her/his VISIT to earth? But, why the HECK would any living things WANT my sock???
call this, the SOCK REBELLION if you will! Not my comic!!!
And no, I’m quite certain, that that missing sock, will turn up one day (someday in the FUTURE, I really don’t know when) eventually, it’s just, that I can’t find it now, or maybe, the ALIEN did, take IT as a SOUVENIR, is someone messing with me here??? You had better STOP it!!!
Life, the Obstacle Course 