Consider this, a “sales pitch” if you will…
In the name of C-H-A-R-I-T-Y, I’m, SCAMMING the members of the public, by appealing to their sense of guilt, to make them, want to donate to whatever cause it is that I’m offering to them.
In the name of C-H-A-R-I-T-Y, I want you, to donate to the causes of whatever, and, if you don’t, I will, keep on, bugging you, until you start to, sort through your wallets, the way you would, getting those panhandlers away from you, by throws those $1 bills at them!
In the name of C-H-A-R-I-T-Y, but, I don’t DO charity, I am, a CHARITY case myself, I needed the assistance growing up, received helps from others who are also, kindhearted (stupid is more like it!!!) like all the good Samaritans out there, so, I don’t have, ANY money in EXCESS, to give to you, now, leave me A-L-O-N-E.
In the name of C-H-A-R-I-T-Y, just because someone CLAIMS that they’re doing something for the sake of charity, going around on the streets, with those spare change donation boxes, asking the passersby for their spare change………
In the name of C-H-A-R-I-T-Y, I will, keep on, preying on your senses of guilt, to get the money I needed, it beats working hard, for that paycheck nine-to-five that’s for sure!!!