How Many Children Had You Fathered???

How many children had you fathered, huh??? I know that I’m NOT the first woman you’d ever FUCKED here, and, god KNOWS how many there were, before I came along…

How many children had you fathered? I dunno, why don’t you count them all out by names, huh? I know you’d been promiscuous ever since you started “maturing” biologically, and, it’s in your N-A-T-U-R-E, to HUMP all them WHORES that threw themselves at your feet, and, it’s also, MY prerogative, to forgive you, ‘cuz a woman always forgives AND forgets, right??? WRONG!!!

not my photo, and this was not what I was going after either…

How many children had you fathered??? And how many kids, should I have had by now??? Just THAT one, who’s already, DEAD, ‘cuz she’d been, murdered by Y-O-U and him, and I’m the PSYCHO, for wanting revenge on BOTH “our” deaths??? Give ME a break here!

How many children had you fathered??? And, how long, does it take you, losers, to EJACULATE? I really don’t know, ‘cuz I hadn’t done any “research” on that, and I never will, and guess how L-O-N-G, it takes us, women, to FUCKING carry OUR kids??? Oh wait, isn’t that, THREE FUCKING TRIMESTERS, totaling to NINE WHOLE months? And in those god DAMN nine months, we’re still the ones who are constantly bloated, coping with our swollen ankles, getting FAT too, and after we “unload” (delivered those thirty-five pounders, ‘cuz that’s how much WEIGHT we’d gained during our separate pregnancies???), we still needed to, get slimmed down fast, because you feel unturned on??? Yeah uh, get REAL here!!!

and you DO realize, that this, is what happens, right???  uh-huh!!!

How many children had you fathered??? I really don’t know, ‘cuz I don’t keep TRACK of anybody ELSE’s SEXUAL histories, but mine, and to this very day, I’d only, “SLEPT with” (feel free to call me a WHORE here!!!), TWO M-A-L-E-S, and they still wouldn’t count, ‘cuz they were both, NEUTERED (fixed, gotten their separate VASECTOMIES???) back when we first got them ‘round Christmas in ’99, and, they’re BOTH, DEAD here!!!