S/he shows UP, AT the exact right moment in time, like, right after you’d had a fight with your girl/boyfriend, to offer you some comfort???
A “convenient” friend, yeah, betcha wish you hadn’t, huh??? Because that originally “convenient” friend had turned into, your dirty little secret, that you worked, so god DAMN hard, to keep, from your wives/husbands or girl/boyfriends (depending on your sex, and, ONE at a T-I-M-E, people!!!).
A “convenient” friend, proven, to be, a total, inconvenience, especially if you’d gotten those, EXTRA “little nuisances”, how the hell you gonna hide that from your wives/steady girlfriends (1 @ a time, huh???), and what makes you think, that your wives/girlfriends (see last PARENTHESIS!!!), will forgive you?
A “convenient” friend, are you sure, you can afford to, go “there”??? yeah, you can’t afford to FUCK around, and I’d seen it all, from my perspective that none of it is going to end up well, for ANY of you, cheats out there! Don’t believe me? Well, maybe, you should start, AT the very FIRST “child”, I’d, “given birth to” on here………
