Life, the Obstacle Course

Days When Mommy’s Away…

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you can keep on cryin’ kid, but mommy’s on BREAK!!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it’s supposed to be, a secret………

Days when mommy’s away, someone else would come by, and, daddy would, get her into their bedroom (he & mommies!), and, I’m never supposed to go in and interrupt them, even IF, I have a bad tummy ache!

not my picture still…

Days when mommy’s away, what do you think that all those LOSERS are up to, when we are away on mommy break, huh??? Certainly, not thinking about how they need to shoulder up their share of household responsibilities, oh no, at best, they probably, drop the kids at their mamas, and, gone out to a drinking joint, and, drank themselves DEAD.

Days when mommy’s away, that oughtta make them appreciate us more, right? Wrong ladies, because as we all know men, they’ll be on the lookout, for our replacements, as we are still, walking out the door, and that, is just how men are, because, they don’t think with the parts above their next, but underneath their BELTS!!!

Days when mommy’s away, we’re not supposed to tell about what we did, so, hush up…………………

 

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