If You Can Master a Language in Seven Days…

Isn’t that, the time that God (spelled backwards is still D-O-G!!!) took to “make” the world??? And yet, this, is one of the HOAXES out there on the WWW…

give ME a BREAK!!!

If you can master a language in seven days, yeah, uh, let’s FACE it, NOBODY’s THAT smart, and, how long did it take you, to master (read, write, AND speak, WOOF!!!), the language you’re currently speaking??? Your whole LIFE is my guess, and, if it’d taken you, to become FLUENT in your languages your entire life (however LONG that is already???), it’s just, IMPOSSIBLE, to master a brand new language in just SEVEN short days.

If you can master a language in just seven days, then, you are, above the REST of us, because NONE of us is that smart, or that agile, or that intelligent, to pick things up so god DAMN quickly! If you can master a language in just seven days, then, you wouldn’t be posting ads online, that solicited those SUCKERS (yes, I’m talkin’ to Y-O-U!!!) that would come willingly, and start writing those checks that you will soon, be pocketing, given that you don’t get SUED for FRAUD first!!!

not my bulletin board…

So, wise up, people, NOBODY can master a language in seven days, not that I’m aware of, at least, and, if you are among the unique folks out there who think you’re up for a challenge, then, take up a foreign language, and then, buy yourselves a ticket (and no, I’m still NOT paying for THAT either!!!) to that place that you’d picked up the language for, and, brace yourselves, ‘cuz, you won’t be able to understand a word that the locals are saying, I mean, hello, hello, hello??? I’d taken at least TWO years of English before I’d left this SHITHOLE, and that first year as a fifth grader??? Well, let’s just say, that BOTH my ELA and afternoon teachers had exempted me from the bad grades I’d made…

About taurusingemini

All I have to say, I've already said it, and, let's just say, that I'm someone who's ENDURED through a TON of losses in my life, and I still made it to the very top of MY game here, TADA!!!
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