You Need to Engage in Purposeful Play, Child…

The words of that god DAMN FUCKING (oopsy!!!) adult who’d left her/his childhood days, completely behind, and had picked up on how to IMPOSE!!!

You need to engage in purposeful play, child, stop toying around with those god DAMN dolls, and sit down here, at this table, and start putting together this 5,000,000—(b/c 5,000 pcs are for the novices!!!) piece puzzle set. You need to engage in PURPOSEFUL play, child, that, is what’ll get you ready for school, where I’m not gonna be around you all the time, and your teachers are looking after a class of say??? 10 to 12 (if that’s the adult-to-child ratio, don’t know if it is or it isn’t!!!) children, and there’s NO way that your instructor is going to be like me, paying you ALL of my attention.

not my photo…

You need to engage in purposeful play, child, because if you don’t, you’ll far behind the rest of your cohort (what’s a “cohort”???) by the time you enter Pre-K next year. You need to engage in purposeful play, because here, in the ADULT world, we do EVERYTHING for a purpose, and, there’s just, NO room, for fantasies, imaginations, gnomes, OR fairies, or other sorts of make-believe SHITS like that, so kid, grow UP already!!!

Now, show me how your pre-k teacher taught you how to play…………

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder, where, shoudl this piece go????

And, here’s the REALITY C-H-E-C-K, you god DAMN FUCKING (no need to pardon me here!!!) parents, children learn through PLAY, and, at the time when they’re engaging in play, they’re picking up those RULES of the society one-by-one, how do you think those rules of don’t take someone else’s toys came about??? EXACTLY!

aha!  the roof is on now!!!