Trying to sell an item to the public??? Good luck on it!!! Translated…
The people in the world pays strict attention to the heaviness of things, but, they’d, overlooked this legendary life story of mine.
I hope, to use the simple sentences and words, to manage to satisfy your desires.
The newborn Labrador retriever, the great pedigree, producing the five generations’ worth of champions, is the pride and joys of your family.
not my photograph…
Pizza delivery, promised to not tilt and bent, delivered, right before you’re about to, pass out from hunger.
A household helper, changing the curtains, fixing the fences, cooking the suppers, taking out the trash, all it takes, is a phone call from you, and, we’ll be there, to provide you with the service, there’s nothing we can’t or won’t do.
A lonely man seeking out a lonely woman, guaranteed that loneliness will never be your company again.
Brown couch, age nine, guaranteed to feel comfy, you can doze off on it after supper like you usually would, nodding off, no problem either.
A used television set, reasonably priced, guaranteed, to bring you the firsthand news.
Hearing aids, help you to understand the gossips, as well as the truths that they’re telling.
Funeral home, good reputation, never gotten a complaint from a customer ever.
not my picture…
An older version of a navigator, with refreshed memories, and that good sense of direction that you will be needing.
The happiness washer, the clothes from it after the wash, wrinkle-free, not crimps in your lives.
Magical pillows, to help you conquer all those nightmares, to have a good night’s sleep.
A great shoe store, put on the shoes from here, you’ll surely, be above the rest.
The beauty face cream, guaranteed, to shade your entire face, including your smiles, as well as your, frowns too.
The magical lip balm, putting her on, the sweetest words will, overflow from your lips, making your interpersonal relationships better.
The forever young photography, high-tech in facial corrections, guaranteed, to make nobody recognize you.
Bicycle, breaking free of getting trapped by the cycles of high gas prices, to help you with the finances.
Sex toys, based off of research, after use, your marriage will last five and a half years longer than the average.
The Genius Math Class, guaranteed that your kids will always recall and remember each and every time s/he had fun, never miss out.
So, are you, buying ANY of this??? I certainly am not, because I’m the kind of woman who would DISSECT everything thoroughly when it comes to me, to NOT get affected by the emotions when I sort through these sorts of “junk” mails, and, for some of you out there, you may be lacking, or vulnerable, which is why you can easily, fall, for these false promises of the advertisers…