Rewrite the Endings of Their Fairytales

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The group of dumb BLONDE (no offense, ladies!!!) princesses finally got wised UP, and, they’re in a “council meeting” here…

Snow White has the “floor” first: hey ladies, thanks for coming, she’d told the rest of her lady friends, all the damsels in distress including Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty, etc., etc., etc., that she’d been, lying, in that glass coffin, for what felt like an eternity, waiting, for that true love’s kiss, and, as she lay there in her comatose, she’d started, replaying the past segments of her life, there were, those seven important men from her life, and, any one of them could’ve been her savior, but, they’d fallen under, the Inferiority Complex, believed, that they weren’t enough, to save her, plus, the seven “little people” were best of friends, and they didn’t want their feelings of love toward Snow, to jeopardize their friendship, after all, they were, friends, a long time, before Snow ever came along………

Next came Sleeping Beauty, she was, dressed in black (like in mourning???), she’d started wailing, the moment she found her way to the mic, she’d cried, about how that god DAMN M-O-R-O-N had brutally, slaughtered her one and only friend growing up, her father kept her too sheltered, wouldn’t allow her to do anything, it wasn’t until Maleficent visited with her one evening and brought her that pet dragon, and, the dragon had become, her one and only confidant, her one, and only friend, and, that GOD DAMN M-O-R-O-N, had murdered him, and, that loser was getting away with M-U-R-D-E-R too, believe it or don’t!

Last came the princess with the fish tails, she’d longed to be human, because of all the wondrous things on land, that she’d heard about, and, on her first surfacing, she got HIT, by the Prince’s god DAMN fleet, and, her father SANK that ship, because he was angered at how his baby girl was run over by the Prince………and, she’d convinced her dad, to allow her to swim off on her own again, and, although her dad knows that it wasn’t safe up here (in the human realms), he knew he couldn’t keep his youngest beloved daughter locked up in her chambers forever, and so, the Sea King allowed her to surface, and that, was when she met that elderly, lighthouse keep.

And that would be how some of the most well-knowing princesses in those fairytale managed to, rewrite the endings to their separately, happily ever afters, and they found their happily ever afters without ANY god DAMN prince too, can you imagine that???