At election time, you’d see, hear, or thumb across, a ton of “the poll finds………”, so, WHAT, exactly, do those “polls” find out about our voting patterns???
The poll finds, that ooh, that dude that I’m voting for, is WAY ahead of the rest, so, I should crack open that bottle of champagne, to celebrate HIS win against Candidate number two, three, four, and so on, assuming (and no, that still doesn’t make me into an ASShole here!!!) that his number IS one!
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The poll finds, that doesn’t mean SHIT, just so you all know, that, is just a very BAD way, of predicting who might win this election, after all, nothing IS settled, until that very, final moment in time, when the last ballot is counted, hello, hello, hello???
The poll finds, ooh, ooh, I know, I’m predicting, that this time around, it will be, a REPUBLICAN that wins the election, after all, the Democrats had their chances, from before, and look how F***ED up the country became, and, that, takes me, to the very END of this lecture on “voting demographics”, voting patterns, voting preferences, or whatever ELSE you want to categorize this one under………………
not my photograph either…
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