You Were Once, My Happy Ending

This, is precisely WHY, you should NOT wake up those princess in their states of DORMANCY, you’re, bursting their bubbles there!!!

You were once, my happy ending, that was, before, I got HIT by the CYCLONE, touching down, in Kansas, and I was lost, in the big city (Emerald City, anyone???), with nothing, no money, no skills, and so, yeah, I did the ONLY thing I could think of, becoming a WHORE, under the Wizard of Oz (he’s the P-I-M-P!!!).

You were once, my happy ending, said the Little Mermaid to her Prince, but, because you saw what was right in front of you, that woman who just found you, instead of risking HER life, pulling you out of that god DAMN storm, I’d lost my voice, because I wanted to be with you, and, in the end, guess where I ended???

You were once, my happy ending, but, in my dreams, that mirror showed me, a different face, how life would be, if I were to, marry you, charming.

And, you weren’t, at all, charming any more, not to me, because at the STRUCK of midnight, everything still, turned back, to ITS original states, the carriage, back into a pumpkin, the horses, back to mice, the stagecoach, that lizard from the garden, where Thumbelina was last seen, and, nobody’d heard of, or seen her ever since either!

You were once, my happy ending, but, I’d come to my senses, that I can’t live off of love, because if I’m hungry, physically, my stomach, growling constantly, how can I think about anything else, BUT filling up the physical hunger, and plus, on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, love comes third, to physiological AND safety (having shelter physically and emotionally!) needs, doesn’t it???

So yeah, guess what?  I still have absolutely NO need, to kiss that slimy, YUCKY, filled with GERMS (ewwwwwwwwwwwww, gross!!!) T-O-A-D, and, my dragons are still, very well behaved, keeping those knights in RUSTY armors, away from my HIGH ivory tower, without the braids of Rapunzel thrown, from that solitary window………

and no, still not my photograph…