Hi, I’d Like to Add You to My Contact…

and no, NOT my picture still…

This, is a ONE-WAY message I received on my SKYPE, a while ago, I’m thinkin’………

“Hi, I’d like to add you to my contact”, the message stated.  But why?  Do I look like a dude, who’s got nothing else on HIS god damn mind, but SCORING a FUCK?  Or, did I, “mistakenly”, post a REAL photo of me, with everything that’s still, INTACT (of course N-O-T!), as the picture of my profile is still, my dear old, DEAD dog, blindfolded, in an ORANGE scarf!

Hi, I’d like to add you to my contact, but W-H-Y?  So you can call me up, in the middle of my nights, and give me a TOUR of your body, like in a PEEP show?  No thanks, I’d already gotten, a PAINFUL thing that grew on my eyes from way, way, WAY back can’t recall when, and I don’t intend, to have my EYES hurt again.

Hi, I’d like to add you to my contact…and, here’s me, X-ing all those requests out…XXX,XXXXXX,XXXXXXXXXXX, how many more to go again???  We’re almost done, kiddo!

and no, still NOT my photograph…