Living Separate Lives After the Baby Was Born

I mean, let’s FACE it, the PURPOSE of sleeping together, you know, having SEX, is PROCREATION, so the HUMAN species don’t go EXTINCT, hello, hello, hello???

We’d gone back to, living separate lives, after the baby was born, I mean, sure, we are, still in love, but, we’d gone back, to our separate corners (like in the WWF matches???), and, lived in our separate routines since.

Living separate lives after the baby was born, this happens, more often than you think, as we women become mothers, our focuses shifted from YOU (losers!!!) to our babies, and, because those little ones can’t survive on their own, hello, hello, hello?  You DO realize, how babies are reliant on their mothers for the first FEW years of their lives, right?  So, it would be normal, I suppose, that we start living, separate lives, and, pardon US, for NOT putting you ALL, at the top of our priorities, seeing how there are still, an ASSORTMENT of things we women need to handle from day to day, there’s caring for that little one, chasing our other children (if we have them), getting them dressed in the morning, ready for school, packing their lunches, and many of us hold five to nines (instead of your regular 9 to 5’s) outside the home, and on top of that, after we’re beat from a long and hard day’s work, we come home, to a HUGE mess, because the kids would make that huge mess, and, we put on our cleaning outfits (yeah right!), and start sweeping, washing, cleaning, wiping, etc., etc., etc., and, we also need to get those kiddies into the bath for bath time, and, after we’d tucked them in, we’d filled their demands of bedtime stories, and then, after all that is done, we still clean up, tighten up the house, and, when we finally, get to put our heads, down onto our pillows, you want some attention from us?  Yeah right, uh, get REAL!

So, you DO see, how it is, natural that we both, retired, BACK to our separate corners, (where we originally crawled out of?) AFTER the baby’s born, right?